Sunday, March 20, 2016

Have a Nicer Day



Many have inquired as to how we can continue having a somewhat cheery outlook while continuing to read the national and international news.

The trick is simple really; we skip reading any article in which the following words or terms appear in the first few paragraphs.




billionaire               curate                      kale

mindfulness            High Line               Kombucha

gentrification          NCAA                    Kardashian

caucus                    Davos                     start-up

gluten                     authentic                 TED

Bloomberg             blue                         mosquito

red                          Rio                          Yellen

Lewinsky              Aspen                       PAC

Knicks                   Mar-a-LArgo           Havana/Cuban

tweeted                  Albany                     consensual

Glock                     Russia/Russian        president/President  

premiums               bank/Bank               smart-phone

police                     over-budget              SATs

cauliflower            Middle East               West

North                     South                         border