TW McDermott
"You do what you can and there you go." - Maira Kalman
Sunday, March 20, 2016
Have a Nicer Day
Many have inquired as to how we can continue having a somewhat cheery outlook while continuing to read the national and international news.
The trick is simple really; we skip reading any article in which the following words or terms appear in the first few paragraphs.
billionaire curate kale
mindfulness High Line Kombucha
gentrification NCAA Kardashian
caucus Davos start-up
gluten authentic TED
Bloomberg blue mosquito
red Rio Yellen
Lewinsky Aspen PAC
Knicks Mar-a-LArgo Havana/Cuban
tweeted Albany consensual
Glock Russia/Russian president/President
premiums bank/Bank smart-phone
police over-budget SATs
cauliflower Middle East West
North South border
Saturday, January 30, 2016
Can We Have Some Extra Time To Answer?
Xavier, West 16th St., NYC |
The
notices come almost daily now, announcing my 50th high school
reunion in April. A few of the names on the email trail are recognizable, but I
can match very few of the names to 17-year-old faces. I imagine other graduates
of Xavier High School class of 1966 have the same problem bringing me into
proper focus.
One afternoon, a reunion
email came with a junior-year English assignment from my old homeroom teacher Mr.
Makuta attached. He taught Latin and English as a Jesuit scholastic,
hence the “Mister” and not "Father," since he had not yet been ordained.
“Looking back over the last
three months, have you grown in your understanding of poetry? Do you know what
the poet is trying to do? How he differs from the scientist in his quest for
the REAL? WHAT DOES LITERATURE HAVE TO DO WITH LIFE? BE BOLD AND GENUINE IN
YOUR RESPONSE!!! The “Red Badge of Courage” will be distributed Wednesday.
Please have your $.35 at that time.” A signature note at the bottom of the page read, “Bully for
us.”
I
didn’t recall the assignment, but the language seemed just right, pure Makuta.
He came from the Pittsburg area, a Ukrainian-American if I recall correctly. He
could belt-out a mean “Summertime” when coaxed into it at school dances, called mixers. He was one of the bright lights
that continue to shine from those days, along with my tennis coach, “Pat”
Rooney – mostly famous for running the US Open ball boy operation for many
years – and a few close friends and teammates.
Away from the tennis and basketball courts, I was an indifferent student in a demanding all-boy military Jesuit school, a
redundancy of the first order. I have no idea how I ever got through doing so
little work, remaining largely uninspired and uninspiring. In fairness, teachers would say I
was an underachiever, and they would be right. I simply wasn’t paying
attention, and my parents didn't seem to mind.
I
wondered what Makuta would make of my eventually becoming a newspaper editor, writer,
reporter, and photographer. After all, I did no writing at school beyond what
was mandatory; this, despite the fact that my Cooter test scores at the time were off the charts high in the literary category. I never wrote for the occasional edition of the school paper or
the literary magazine, if there was one. Pity, I have occasionally thought, perhaps I would have developed an early career as a sportswriter; maybe not a Dave Anderson
of the Times, a fellow “Cadet,” but maybe good enough for a Wimbledon or Roland Garros byline.
Would he be pleased at some of the poetry titles on my shelf today? A.R.
Ammons, Eliot, Franz Wright, Tu Fu, Kay Ryan, Szymborska, to name a few, plus
dozens more in boxes downstairs. Am I showing off? Yes, why not? Of my classmates who received “A” on the assignment, I wonder how
many read poetry regularly?
Poetry Shelfie |
Our
Latin class (Cicero?) came under a sneak attack one day. We were joined in
class by the headmaster, who observed for a short time before usurping the
class himself, obviously set on embarrassing our teacher in front of us. I
recall his storming around the class barking questions, nearly becoming unhinged at our slow responses, and
getting so red and excited while doing it we thought he would have a stroke.
Makuta, although clearly miffed, stood by observing. We may have sensed that he would be voicing
his displeasure later instead of in front of us. The headmaster’s tantrum was
classically non-productive. It proved only that fear is a short term motivator
at best. He certainly didn't exhibit great leadership skills.
Why
did I choose to go to school there? At thirteen, I was attracted to the dress blue uniform; it was the best school to admit me; and they had a tennis
team. How were any of us able to predict the Cuban Missile Crisis, JFK's assassination, and that mid-way through our time there, The Beatles would
emerge and “advisors” would be sent to Viet Nam. All at once, being in a strict, all-male, Jesuit military school would place us right in the vortex of the cultural and
political changes exploding around us. Yet, we persisted.
What
does literature have to do with life? To a writer, that’s like asking what
does oxygen, or protein, or blood have to do with life. As Albert Einstein
said, “Imagination is more important than knowledge.” Googling “relativity” or
having a film director tell us what Ahab or Atticus Finch should look like
(remarkably like Gregory Peck) may be informative or pleasing experiences, but
they are not the same as when a scientist, author, or reader actively uses
her/his imagination to invent. Readers and writers, after all, are co-conspirators in the invention of characters and places.
The
assignment is dated December 9 – that would have been 1964. That was an auspicious date for me, since a week or two later, attending a holiday dance, I fell hard and
fast for my first real girlfriend, the most important event as it turned out during those high school years.
I have heard many people say that they have no regrets in
life, but I often think that’s because they may not have been paying attention.
Where would poetry be without regret, without wondering, not so much about Kipling's “If”
as “What if?” A question.
I do have regrets about high school. I could have done so much better – as, later, all three of my children did. But, I don't lose sleep over it, after all, I was a late bloomer.
And
what of Edward Makuta? We can download his novel, “Would She Lie About Turtles?” and other titles from Amazon and read for ourselves. I wish him well wherever he may be.
Tuesday, December 29, 2015
Stitches in Time IV: The Maud Frizon Evening Pumps
My Right Foot |
“Great." she responded, "Get down here as fast as you can.”
It was good news, since I was struggling with ad copy I had to produce as part of a test to see if I had what it took to be a copywriter.
Either the male “foot model” hadn’t shown or he had the wrong size foot, or various men's evening pump designers had sent over the wrong size. When I arrived at the studio – I no longer recall the name of the photographer – I was quickly dressed in tuxedo trousers, red socks, and size 8.5 black "alligator" evening pumps.
The female foot model was already in place and my job became holding on to her in various poses, while the camera was aimed at our lower legs and adorned feet. My fiancé was present for the entire shoot, which took a couple of hours while I had to hold on to the model who I recall as being quite attractive above the shins as well as below. It was a lot more fun than writing ad copy about Dunlop tennis racquets.
When the shoot was over, my fiance’s boss decided that the appropriate compensation for my trouble was the pair of pumps and dinner for two at Mr. Chow’s on 57th Street.
The photo shown above appeared in the magazine some months later.
The pumps actually did not fit all that well, so I had to use inserts so that they didn’t flop around too much. But, with the metallic strip at the heel, they certainly stood out; I still occasionally wear them, although I’m no longer called on to wear evening clothes as often as I’d like.
It turned out to be my only modeling gig. The copywriting people, by the way, told me to forget about it; in retrospect, they couldn't have been more wrong.
We've never been back to Mr. Chow’s.
We've never been back to Mr. Chow’s.
Stitches in Time III: Twice Prada
Even those
who know me well will be surprised to learn that I have not one but two pair of Prada shoes. I’m not really a Prada kind of guy – and don’t possess a Prada
type body for their clothes; however, when it comes to shoes, I can be seduced
by the most unlikely soles.
Just
past the turn of the century, I bought both pair on a whim, and also on sale at
Prada’s Fifth Avenue shop while on a lunchtime stroll from my nearby office. It
was a particularly tumultuous time in my corporate career, which is saying
something, since I worked at a famously tumultuous company that was always
merging, acquiring, or being acquired. Plus, we spent far more time competing
internally for favor, jobs, budget money, and, well, just because that’s who we
were.
I
had eyed the shoes for a while on previous strolls, but could not get over the whopping
list price for one pair. The idea of having Prada shoes appealed mostly
because, well, they were beautiful, and partly due to having new, young dynamic
boss. I was one of the rare survivors from an old “regime” and the oldest by
far.
Having
a pair of Prada shoes seemed like just the right touch. The brand said that I
was a little more contemporary, but the cap-toe style, especially the more
rigid black pair, denoted a serious side. Corporate with a bit of an edge, so
to speak, and a far cry from my buttoned-down bow tie days.
But,
which ones should I get, black or brown? The brown, with its glove-like
leather, was far less structured, and had a note of sprezzatura* about them. Plus, they had the hip red mark on the heel.
The black ones were shiny-stiff, close to being patent leather. Both had rubber
soles and a very flat heel.
In
the end, I bought two for the price of one. I distinctly remember the look of
surprise on my wife’s, the DG's, face in our old kitchen when I returned home that
evening. I don’t recall her being impressed with the “on sale” argument.
As
with some relationships that we simply cannot say no to, this shoe affair was mixed at best. I still love the idea of
having these shoes a dozen or so years after purchase. It’s the reality of
wearing them that hurts. “Literally,” as my youngest daughter would say.
The
browns have practically no arch support and require inserts that make the right
one fit too snugly. The black are still stiff and hurt after a couple of hours
of even modest walking. With both, I get back pain. They are like those
marvelous Italian sports cars of the 60s with beautiful lines and sweet purrs, which
spent most of the time in the shop, instead of on the road.
Still,
these are handcrafted works of great beauty. I often admire them while
contemplating a day with them on my feet, and might even put them on before
abandoning the idea of walking around the city in them as being totally
impractical.
One
day, maybe I’ll send them to Miuccia Prada’s fellow countrywoman Paolo
Antonelli, Design Curator at MOMA.But,
not yet. My head tells me not to ever wear them again, but my heart can’t quite
let them out of my life.
*formally, a studied carelessness, but practically speaking it's a way Italian men have of dressing as if they weren't paying attention: Stripes with stripes, jeans and blazers, shorts with ties, and still looking great. Granted, it helps to actually be Italian.
Saturday, November 28, 2015
Stitches in Time II: The Barbour Beaufort
Chongqing to Three Gorges, Nov. 1998 |
I bought this Beaufort coat, shown at left, in November 1998 at the old
Orvis shop on 45th Street by Grand Central Station, in anticipation
of a trip to China, to include an excursion down the Yangtse River through the
Three Gorges. I was looking for a versatile coat to keep me warm enough on the
river at night and in the early mornings, but one that wouldn’t roast me at
other times. I settled on this one over a versatile Patagonia model and never
looked back.
At the time, Barbour coats, especially among American males,
were not the ubiquitous symbols of the American upper-middle class that they
have become. When the weather cools in autumn and before the spring thaw,
Barbours have become part of a stylish uniform, worn on the train to the city, in the
Escalade to yoga class, and sometimes even in the country while actually
stalking ducks or trout with a faithful dog or rod.
Lately, my wife, the DG, has taken to hanging mine far away from
other valued coats, usually this means on a rack at the top of the cellar
stairs. She says that it has a peculiar odor that apparently will never go
away. A couple of years ago, I took it to an Orvis shop in Darien, Connecticut
to have it refurbished at the coat hospital; but it was refused. According to
Orvis, the refurb would have cost more than a new coat, which did not come as
any great shock to me. Actually, I took it as a badge of honor.
I had it professionally finished a couple of times, and,
memorably, tried to wax it myself once. Once was enough. But, admittedly, there
were long stretches during which, either due to procrastination or an
unreasonable clinging to the particular pattern of disrepair and fading, I
failed to appear at Barbour coat court at the appropriate times.
As it turned out, it did not prove to be a good travel coat.
Primarily, this is due to its weight when well waxed. Features meant to
ward off nasty brambles while bird hunting or generally scavenging through
fields, make it hard to pack, too heavy for lots of city walking, and
unforgiving in the daytime heat of China, to name one place. Admittedly, and with at least a smidgeon of regret, I took a number of trips without being deterred by these character flaws of an old friend.
On the other hand, in northeastern fall weather, into
mid-December and in early spring, in other words, in its element, it has served
me particularly well for many years. The Beaufort is more than just a coat – or a symbol of belonging
to a certain kind of posh set – as with the best things we wear it became an
integral part of my life. At times, in its prime, it was a good practical coat
in cool and or wet weather. It became a convenient everyday commuting coat.
But, and here’s the real test, I always felt great wearing it, as if it were a
part of me: A tough, oily second skin.
Perhaps that’s why the Barbour company and its products have
lasted so long and are still valued by millions.
One of these days, I’ll have to get another. Until then,
this one hangs in a safe place where its curious aroma of wax, smoke (Weber),
cities on three continents, and salt/river water can’t spread to other coats
and scarves. Their loss.
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
Breaking News: Kindness Breeds Kindness! Who Knew?
I know, because people call and write to me about all kinds of stuff. Well, not me-me, Editor-me.
This week, I spoke with a woman on the phone who was wondering where a
local charity gift shop had gone to when she wasn’t looking (Stamford, Conn).
“While I have your ear,” she added, “Why does the town do such a bad job of
decorating for the holidays, and why don’t we decorate the Village Green with what we used to call a Christmas tree? I guess we'd have to call it an 'evergreen' tree.” She went on to tell me that Greenwich, Conn
does a much better job of decorating (I live there and she had no need for my
reasonable thoughts on the subject), and wanted me to give her the phone number
of the local Chamber of Commerce so that she could lodge a complaint. I gave her the email address of its president.
The woman got out of bed mad, stayed that way, and I couldn’t
reason with her.
How did the world get so wrong?
I’m willing to bet that this woman has one or two fairly
simple solutions to the terrorist crisis that has most of us in its grips. She
hadn’t realized a shop had been moved to a better place months ago, that someone had worked hard
on decorating the trees despite her disappointment, and that I wasn’t a 411-informaiton operator, but I’ll
bet she has an answer to immigration and rampant, religious-based mass murder, and
a few other problems to boot.
How did the world get so messed up?
I don’t pretend to have a solution to our current
predicament with regard to the fanatical addiction to mass murder and inflicting
fear into the minds and hearts of those who live in more tolerant cultures.
But I say this – it couldn’t hurt if, while we’re dealing
with our personal and collective fears, to practice kindness to others who
might be going through the same thing. It couldn’t hurt to forgive the driver
in front of me for not using turn signals, the cop who gave me a parking ticket
because I left my permit home, or the potential buyer who passed on my 1997 gem
of a Jeep, just when I thought he was going to take it off my hands.
We may not have a simple answer to how we got here or how we
get somewhere else, where all the fear and killing stops. But, honestly, do we
think it makes things better to be so consistently unkind, intolerant, greedy,
dismissive, rude, aggressive, and to make everything about me, me, me with people who are standing/sitting/lying right in front of us?
I think not.
I hope the woman to whom I spoke on the phone gets a huge
hug today when she least expects it – and doesn’t have the hugger arrested. I
hope Charlie finds another, better vehicle for his son, and that it doesn’t
turn lemon before my Jeep would have. I hope that driver on I-95 who didn’t
signal gets behind other drivers all day long who signal every turn and pay the
tolls for him/her.
And I hope the next person who doesn’t live up to my
expectations for whatever preconceived reasons I have set, despite possibly not
having ever laid eyes on them, is kind enough to forgive me in advance.
It couldn’t hurt to strike kindness into the hearts and
minds of those we might never see again.
Sunday, November 8, 2015
Stitches in Time I: Vintage Levi's Denim Jacket
In 1975, while living in Bluebird Canyon, Laguna Beach
California – yes it was/is as beautiful as it sounds – I traded an even older
Levi’s jacket for what at the time was this close-to-new model. As I recall the
switcheroo, there may have been quite a sizing differential, since my local-surfer
roommate at the time was at least 30 lbs lighter than me. Okay, call it 40. I’m
thinking that his girlfriend had probably bought the wrong, much larger size
for him.
I wore this in Southern California canyon winters over a
shirt to stay warm – yes, there were/are seasons there, folks – but also to work and the
beach in summer. Later, while living in San Francisco, I sometimes wore it in summer
under an old herringbone tweed jacket. Twain was right about San Francisco
summers.
It has been some years since I was able to actually button this
jacket; however, certain other female members of the family have enjoyed using
it.
Do I harbor hopes of actually being able to properly wear
this jacket again one day? Hardly, but that doesn’t mean that I should part
with it. It’s a piece of personal history as well as being an iconic piece American
design and style history.
Besides, there’s anther generation in the family coming
along soon and she/he might find it useful, not to mention, valuable some day.
Until then, I’m holding on to it.
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